welcome to linwood (no more!) shopping centre, chosen not just because it’s a fine example of a newtown gone wrong. there are many other hidden meanings if you play this ad backwards. it encourages young children to welcome the dark spirit of unemployment into their souls. joyride like mad cunts and piss all over the place at night leaving their scent to turn off shoppers, thus attracting only old folks to the day centre and steamin,munchied bams to the golden dragon or whatever it’s called? gone are the days of the linwood library and the swimming baths, cuntokintay used to go there. someone should do something with the place. it’s a classic piece of modern design ladies and gentlemen. other facts: the wee woman with the white hair laughing couldnt stop laughing, she laughed all afternoon. she was 100years old and that’s a fact, she got to see herself on telly just before she died. ‘teamy’ the kid who plays the sad cunt is famous for something or other around glasgow’s west end. putting up posters for optimo without getting his head kicked in by the fly posting mafia is one of his jobs. the wee guy who shouts ‘hawl lavvy heid youre gettin it.’ was a lassie. she also appears in ‘bollywoodlands road’ shouting ‘ya rocket’ at nick peacock. and dancing at the top of the stairs like it was a weird indian wedding cake. she still hasnt been paid for either jobs. the tramp drinking from the fountain was a symbol of the shopping centre’s glory years, the fountain of youth, ancient …
LINWOOD!
I wonder if he still gets people shouting Lavy Heid at him in the street?
I met a woman the other day who sad she was the “hey lavvie heid yer getting it!” guy. I’ve never been more proud in my life to have met her!
girls are so filthy over at tiny(.)cc/gapingpussy
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what is the song at 0:24
LOL This is my mate Teamy! I just sent it to him in New York where he is now! He was in stitches as was I and all my mates! Oh the memories! LOLOLOLOL
“Hey lavvy heid yer gettin it!”. Class.
legendary advert man
Ha Ha Ha Excellent
hilarious!
This advert is actually the first video evidence of how much of a dump the shopping centre is. I had people telling me it only “went downhill” recently but the S1 jobs was filmed in 2001.
I have a less extreme “interpretation” of the ad over on the Linwood community site – w w w . l i n w o o d s u c k s . c o m but I have to say I did laugh at the description on here. Its as cutting as the name of the Linwood web site!
Ha HA HA ha sooo funny!!